Viva La Chuck Norris!!

An old classic. I haven't checked this site for a long time, and it has some new "facts" that had me rolling. Among my favorites:
  • If you have five dollars, and Chuck Norris has five dollars, Chuck Norris has more money than you.
  • Remember the Soviet Union? They decided to quit after watching a DeltaForce marathon on Satellite TV.
  • Contrary to popular belief, America is not a democracy, it is a Chucktatoriship.
  • Chuck Norris is suing MySpace for taking the name of what he calls everything around you.

Also, for fun, try this: Go to Google, type in 'find chuck norris', and then click the "I'm Feeling Lucky" button. Hilarious!

Comments

Anonymous said…
Should have watched Delta Force during the Steelers-Jags playoff game.
Eric said…
Ha! That's for sure! Actually, I think we would have been o.k. with Commando if it would have lasted another 15 minutes.

I was going to forward the chuck norris website to you. Wasn't sure if you had ever seen it. I was laughing so hard pop was coming out of my nose.

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